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| Midwest Gaming Classic 2009 Here are the photos from the MGC 2009 event in Wisconsin. It appears to have been a rousing success. 790 behaved himself. He grumbled the whole time we were there and he was rude to my wife, but he was calm. Saturday was absolutely packed! Sunday wasn't quite as full, but I would not be suprised if this turned out to be the biggest year for attendance the MGC has seen to date. This was my first time attending and it was a blast! For those of you who don't know what the MGC is just look down below to my other entries and click on the link. If you are into video gaming at all, of any kind, this is an event that will definitely interest you.    
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| Marc is forcing me to attend some stupid video game convention with him in March of 2009. He says I should get out more or some twaddle like that. http://www.midwestgamingclassic.com/ He says I spend way to much time at home around his dog. HIS DOG?! No one can ever lay claim to owning such a specimen of perfection. He should consider it a privilege to even open her canned food. That goddess of the canine persuasion is my only reason for living. how can he force me to leave her and go off to some gaming convention just to show off? How is that even fair to me? Hello.... No Thumbs!! Anyway, if you are even thinking about heading to Wisconsin in the spring you should stop by to say "Hi".... AND SAVE ME FROM HIM! After you have safely hijacked me from his clutches, I will lead you straight to where we can find my love of loves. If you feel at any time you want to terminate Marc in a horribly gruesome manner I would not be apposed. Just let me stay with my Mel. | | |
| The waste of a decent body who calls himself my owner and his wife took a trip to Okinawa (Japanese Land) and found a 790 wannabee in a Naha meat market. Even I had to laugh at it. At first I thought the trip would be great as he would leave me home alone with my one and only, but NO! He just had to send my white, amazingly soft, totally huggable if I had arms, love of a life time to be boarded while they were gone for care. I don't know why..... I could have watched over her. Our love would sustain us. 
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| So this guy who thinks he owns me or something keeps whining that I am not earning my keep or some nonsense like that. I don't eat or drink. I don't take up much space and, frankly, if it wasn't for my love of all time by my side I wouldn't even want to be in this festering hole. This guy, who can barely call himself a man, says I have to go out do things and be seen. Why can't he just leave me alone with my love? Why do I have to prostitute myself? Oh, the humanity..... No way do I willing endorse this crap. He forced me! 
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| Pimp Daddy, caught red-handed by 12ClaySparrows as seen in today's breaking headliner at Lexxfans.com:: View topic - 790 finds new employment, images found at eBay: Vintage Mink Fur Hat & collar (790, LEXX not included).  
Paparazzi attempted to catch 790 as he was escorted from the photo shoot and into a limo but were diverted by body guards and a big white dog. However, 790's press agent faxed over this statement and file photo. "I'd like to thank all my fans for the many, sweet, wonderful, and kind wishes on my honeymoon, and to tell AnnaMarie, Donna, and Sandra to stop crying, there just isn't enough money in the world to pay me to ride around in your ugly ape arms and spout poetry at you all day. Also, Buster needs to get a grip, I won Mel's heart, you didn't because you suck and you have bad breath. And Jeff, it's a drag I can't meet you at Timeless, babe, but ~some~ of us have got some pretty outstanding job offers and can't be frivoling those away. Tell Michael I was the one who drained the batteries in his electric sox, BWAHAHAHA. Yeah, do it just like that, bwahahaha." 
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